The LORD is my shepherd, I shall not be in want. He makes me lie down in green pastures, He leads me beside quiet waters, He restores my soul.He guides me in paths of righteousness for His name's sake. Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for You are with me; Your rod and Your staff, they comfort me. You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies. You anoint my head with oil;my cup overflows.Surely goodness and love will follow me all the days of my life, and I will dwell in the house of the LORD forever.- Psalm 23
Tuesday, February 17, 2009

In lieu of the Introduction to Pharmacotheraputics paper tomorrow that i have not studied for as a matter of fact. I've decided to post a joke with regards to one of the topics tested.

Boy: John, do you know prominent constipated figures in the Bible.?
John: Where on earth did you get that?
Boy: You remember, Cain wasn't able(Abel). Balaam had trouble with his ass. Even Moses had to take 2 tablets.


I guess that in those days. They only had bulk laxatives but shrugs. Eat more fiber people its the best way to go(in this case quite literally).


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